Christmas Shopping For Laughs

by R. J. Johnson

 

– I saw an old butterball during the Thanksgiving holiday. Michael Moore.

– Sunday we had the Hollywood Christmas Parade. This is when we march all of our out-of-town relatives down the street and to the airport.

– Shots were fired at a Target store in Colorado. Wow, it’s bad enough shopping at Target, now you can become one, too.

– I don’t want to jump to conclusions but shopping is just way too crazy when the “clean-up on aisle 6” could be you.

And…

1) There was so much shooting at Target and Walmart they now have a loading dock and a reloading dock.