American Kids Bombarded With Sick Games

Crazy Games For Kids Outrage Parents!

Here’s Gooey Louie, a game to teach kids how to pick their nose!  In fact, the game wants kids to pick somebody else’s nose!  This disgusting game is the last thing parents want to teach their kids.  The parents need to teach their kids to keep their hands to themselves and it is not OK to stick you dirty finger into some other kids nose!

Here’s the back cover of Gooey Louie showing the kids how to jam their fingers into someone else’s nose.  What goofy parent would ever allow their child to play with this disgusting game?  Well, look at the behavior of kids and their Woke parents next time you go to Walmart.  No wonder so many folks are still wearing masks on their face, they aren’t afraid of catching Covid, they just don’t want to end up like Gooey Louie with some Woke nutcase putting a finger up their nose!


The next nutty game is Picky Kitty.  This crazy game teaches kids how not to eat their vegetable’s.  Picky Kitty does not like veggies, so when you put them on his plate he blasts the whole tray on the floor.  What a thing to teach your kid!  Parents are outraged!

Kids have a great time with this one, seeing the hated veggies going all over the place!  Parents know if the kids don’t eat their veggies they will grow up to be big fat slobs eating junk food all day.  We sure wonder who is behind this kind of game?  Could it be the junk food industry?


Here’s another doozy!  Pop The Pig.  This sick game has kids feeding the poor pig so much fast food that he explodes!  Of course, as kids grow up they will think it is OK to feed their own kids and friends junk food until they get carted off to the hospital, or just get so fat they literally explode.  What lunacy!

Here’s the back cover of this sick game showing how kids win if they feed poor piggy so much food he literally explodes.  Reminds us of the famous Monty Python schtick about Mr. Creosote who ate so much he blows up in the restaurant.  Maybe they got the idea from Pop The Pig!


And then there’s Chow Crown, another ridiculous game.  In this one, the kids put on a crown which is electronic and spins around. Snacks are put on a spoon like device and kids are to try to slurp them off the spoon as it spins around. Not only does this teach kids to eat more junk food, but they could be physically damaged or maybe even cut by the spinning spoons.  This is wacky!

The kid who eats the most junk food is the winner!  You have to eat fast before the song ends.


And just when you think things are sick enough, along comes Toilet Paper Blaster.  This game let’s kids shoot toilet paper wads at each other.  We all remember the supply chain problems when parents went to the market and could not even buy any toilet paper.  It’s a cinch that parents would not want their kids to take precious toilet paper and mess up the whole house with wads of sticky paper.  Just how sick can American kids get?  Millions of people around the world cannot even afford toilet paper and would flip out watching video of American kids blasting each other with it.


Our Amazing Volcanos looks like an interesting game to teach kids about earth sciences.  Our only comment is that we hope it doesn’t set the whole house on fire!


Now here’s a great one, a Condom Cannon, that looks like a sling shot type of thing that shoots strange little pellets.  Read the liner notes for the sick information about this weird item.  And we thought condoms were for a certain other purpose!


And to top it all off, to finish off any semblance of pride and self esteem your kid may have, just buy him or her a poop bag to carry their toys around in, or maybe the delicious lunch you made for them!

Alcatraz Puzzle Owned By Prison Escapee

Puzzle Found in Thrift Shop Owned By Famous Prisoner Who Escaped From Alcatraz in 1962!

This puzzle, found in the Santa Monica Goodwill, was owned by famous prisoner!

One of the three men who escaped from Alcatraz Prison on June 11, 1962 had owned this puzzle and had signed his name on the back of the box.  John Anglin, who escaped from the famous “Rock” with his brother Clarence “Rence” Anglin and bank robber Frank Morris had lived his final years in Southern California.  He had even written a letter to the F.B.I. asking for a deal because he needed medical help because he had cancer.  The F.B.I. dismissed the letter as a fake and continued to claim that all three prisoners had died during the escape.  This puzzle box proves them wrong, once again.

John Anglin signed his name on the back of the box. Inside the box was a certificate of authenticity!

The story of the legendary escape of the three men from Alcatraz has gone mythic.  They dug a tunnel out through the decaying walls of the prison, and using a homemade raft, they paddled across the bay in the dark of night.  They eventually made their way to South America where the Anglin brothers lived for years.  Frank Morris lived out his life in Argentina.

The Anglin brothers must have spent many pleasant hours in Rio de Janeiro putting together the pieces of the puzzle of their old home on the Rock.  They probably had some real belly laughs over a few beers talking about their fantastic escape that nobody else had ever done.

Pentagon UFO Denier Stung by Giant Mosquito

Shocked Military Chiefs Scramble To Explain Attack

Photo taken by shocked tourist at Pentagon.

A Pentagon spokesman who was the head of the UFO Disinformation Dept., was brutally attacked as he left the Pentagon yesterday.  Witnesses said a gigantic mosquito came out of nowhere and speared the man in the back.  The unidentified man was rushed to Walter Reed Hospital where military doctors worked feverously for 7 hours to stabilize him.  The Chief Medical doctor said the man “has a 50% chance of survival.”

At first, the press thought that the man who was attacked was Pentagon Press Secretary John Kirby, but he was located at a tony bar in D.C., having an after-work cocktail with the top brass.  “We’ll find that mosquito and bring him to justice”, said Kirby.

Eyewitnesses to the attack said the mosquito flew off rapidly and was out of sight in seconds.  One witness described seeing a UFO in the area, but the Pentagon quickly put that rumor to rest by showing a photo of the planet Venus to reporters.  Some reporters wondered if the mosquito had anything to do with the breeding program conducted in near-by Florida by Bill Gates.  The Pentagon declined to speculate on where it came from, although one source said the Gates mosquitos were very small, and there was nothing to see there.  That’s how small they were, almost invisible.  The chance of a mutant giant is considered also small.

Noah’s Ark Found on Mars

NASA Claims Debris Is From Ancient UFO Crash

California Scientist Says the Famous Flood Story Actually Happened on Mars!

Remains of Noah’s Ark Photographed on Mars by NASA

Noah’s Ark has been found on Mars.  Photos released by NASA rover show the ship is buried in sand inside a crater.  NASA scientists are speculating that the object is actually the remains of an ancient UFO crash.  These scientists have stated that they have seen similar evidence on Earth, which is itself a revelation, as NASA has for decades denied the existence of Extra Terrestrial Life.

Meanwhile, a California Scientist and UFO Researcher P. Edward Hunt has determined that the object is actually the long-lost Noah’s Ark.  Dr. Hunt explained to a press conference that the Flood actually occurred on Mars many thousands of years ago.  A rogue planet entering our solar system brushed Mars and stripped off most of the water on the planet.  The ancient Martian civilization had pinned its hopes on a Martian King named No-ah Man.  He saved samples of all life forms on the planet, but when the water from the flood was sucked into space, the ark was buried in the sands of Mars.


Dr. P. Edward Hunt photographed at a Los Angeles UFO meeting in 2014

Dr. Hunt, a member of the Ancient Order of Dissident Scientists, explained that when Elon Musk gets to Mars, he should immediately go to the site of Noah’s Ark, where Hunt claims that much of the DNA of ancient Martian life forms and animals may still exist inside the Ark.  “Think of it this way,” said Dr. Hunt, “The mud from the debris and evaporated water formed a cocoon around the ship, sealing everything inside and protecting it from the elements for the last 25,000 years”.  Hunt believes that the remains of No-Ah will also be found.  “The Martians were in some ways our ancient ancestors, although much shorter and lighter due to gravitational differences.” explained Hunt.

This astounding archeological find on another planet will change our history, many scientists believe.  NASA spokesmen scoffed at the idea of Noah’s Ark.  They said that remarks from “Renegade, Rogue UFO scientists like Hunt are ridiculous”.   Elon Musk refused comment on this controversy, saying only “X” will tell.

China Disguises Spy Fleet as Goodyear Blimps

Chinese Spy Blimps Capture Musk’s Mars Rocket!

Escape Over Long Beach Towing American Craft

Nest Stop – China!

A fleet of Communist Chinese spy ships disguised as Goodyear Blimps have successfully completed their mission of hijacking Elon Musk’s Prototype Mars Rocket and are now towing it to an underground base near Beijing, China.  It is well known by U.S. Intelligence that the Commies are jealous of America’s No 1 Genius and are bound and determined to beat America to Mars.

“The Red Planet will soon belong to Red China”.  said Shag Soon Joy, the Press Officer of the Chinese Rocket Bureau.  “China needs more space for farmland and to build fabulous casinos.  With Musk’s rocket ship, we will fulfill our dreams,” he said.

Meanwhile, Musk, contacted at his office at Twitter headquarters, reportedly flew into a rage when he heard about the stealth attack.  “That’s the last straw,” he screamed.  “I’m moving my entire Tesla manufacturing to Taiwan, NOW.” 

“Those morons will pay for this outrage” he said

It is always unwise to cross Musk, as he holds all the secrets of Nikola Tesla, including the fantastic weapons of hybrid warfare.  It is rumored that Musk has given China 24 hours to return his rocket ship or he will destroy half of China with massive earthquakes.  The great scientist  Tesla invented a small machine that puts out a powerful audio vibration that will act like a tuning forkcausing a massive earthquake that could potentially destroy China’s entire manufacturing province.  “Their electric vehicle battery market will downturn if they don’t return Musk’s rocket ship,” said an anonymous source at Twitter.  “My advice to the Chinese” said a Tesla press officer, “is to comply with Mr. Musk’s order.  And next time you want to steal a rocket ship go steal one from Bezos – he’s a wuss  Maybe he’ll throw in a subscription to the Washington Post.”


Hickory Dickory Dock – Lesson and Sing-Along

Former Trump Strategist Connects the Dots

Former Trump strategist Steve Bannon has connected the dots to expose the Covid 19 virus conspiracy.  Bannon and crew have proof that U.S. medical personnel were “partnered” with the Wuhan Lab in China as far back as 2015 and engaged in “Gain of  Function” (making a regular virus stronger) experiments. researcher Natalie Winters discovered a long ago podcast (2015) where several medical researchers were involved in studying the bat virus from China.  They explain how they made the virus able to jump to human-to human contact through their lab techniques, in order to find a “cure” for the virus that they created.  This dangerous business was at least temporarily halted by the U.S. State Department, under the Obama Administration.  But nevertheless, the bat was out of the cave, and some theorists place the partnered Wuhan Lab in China as the place where the created virus escaped.

You can listen to the complete podcast at this link, click here

The result, like in the movie “Frankenstein”, was death and destruction.  The companies hawking the so-called “vaccines”, however, have made billions and have immunity from legal prosecution.

We think the appropriate response to all this Medical Science Fiction Horror, would be to have a Sing-Along.  So get your friends around the world and join in the fun.  Warning: Do Not Wear Your Mask While Singing.

Hickory, Dickory Dock Sing Along.


Hickory, Dickory, Dock

Fauci set the clock

The clock struck one

He wanted some fun

Hickory, Dickory, Dock


Hickory, Dickory, Dock

The mouse went up the clock.

The clock struck two

It fell in the stew

Hickory, Dickory, Dock


Hickory, Dickory, Dock

The bat flew into the clock

The clock struck three

Got SARS for free

Hickory, Dickory, Dock


Hickory, Dickory, Dock

The mouse went back to the clock

The clock struck four

It got the spore

Hickory, Dickory, Dock


Hickory, Dickory, Dock

The spike came out of the clock

The clock struck five

The virus was live

Hickory, Dickory, Dock


Hickory, Dickory, Dock

Woo Han sneaked into the clock

The clock struck six

A bag of tricks

Hickory, Dickory, Dock


Hickory, Dickory, Dock

Evil burst out of the clock

The clock struck seven

You go to Heaven

Hickory, Dickory, Dock


Hickory, Dickory, Dock

Covid has ruined the clock

The clock struck eight

Must I-SO-Late

Hickory, Dickory, Dock


Hickory, Dickory, Dock

A vax dripped out of the clock

The clock struck nine

A dollar sign

Hickory, Dickory, Dock


Hickory, Dickory, Dock

The media found the clock

The clock struck ten

Used a poison pen

Hickory, Dickory, Dock


Hickory, Dickory, Dock

Eleven is now on the clock

There’s Culture Shock

In our cell block

Hickory, Dickory, Dock


Hickory, Dickory, Dock

Time’s run out on the clock

The plague is now here

For all to fear

Hickory, Dickory, Dock