Noah’s Ark Found on Mars

NASA Claims Debris Is From Ancient UFO Crash

California Scientist Says the Famous Flood Story Actually Happened on Mars!

Remains of Noah’s Ark Photographed on Mars by NASA

Noah’s Ark has been found on Mars.  Photos released by NASA rover show the ship is buried in sand inside a crater.  NASA scientists are speculating that the object is actually the remains of an ancient UFO crash.  These scientists have stated that they have seen similar evidence on Earth, which is itself a revelation, as NASA has for decades denied the existence of Extra Terrestrial Life.

Meanwhile, a California Scientist and UFO Researcher P. Edward Hunt has determined that the object is actually the long-lost Noah’s Ark.  Dr. Hunt explained to a press conference that the Flood actually occurred on Mars many thousands of years ago.  A rogue planet entering our solar system brushed Mars and stripped off most of the water on the planet.  The ancient Martian civilization had pinned its hopes on a Martian King named No-ah Man.  He saved samples of all life forms on the planet, but when the water from the flood was sucked into space, the ark was buried in the sands of Mars.

 

Dr. P. Edward Hunt photographed at a Los Angeles UFO meeting in 2014

Dr. Hunt, a member of the Ancient Order of Dissident Scientists, explained that when Elon Musk gets to Mars, he should immediately go to the site of Noah’s Ark, where Hunt claims that much of the DNA of ancient Martian life forms and animals may still exist inside the Ark.  “Think of it this way,” said Dr. Hunt, “The mud from the debris and evaporated water formed a cocoon around the ship, sealing everything inside and protecting it from the elements for the last 25,000 years”.  Hunt believes that the remains of No-Ah will also be found.  “The Martians were in some ways our ancient ancestors, although much shorter and lighter due to gravitational differences.” explained Hunt.

This astounding archeological find on another planet will change our history, many scientists believe.  NASA spokesmen scoffed at the idea of Noah’s Ark.  They said that remarks from “Renegade, Rogue UFO scientists like Hunt are ridiculous”.   Elon Musk refused comment on this controversy, saying only “X” will tell.

China Disguises Spy Fleet as Goodyear Blimps

Chinese Spy Blimps Capture Musk’s Mars Rocket!

Escape Over Long Beach Towing American Craft

Nest Stop – China!

A fleet of Communist Chinese spy ships disguised as Goodyear Blimps have successfully completed their mission of hijacking Elon Musk’s Prototype Mars Rocket and are now towing it to an underground base near Beijing, China.  It is well known by U.S. Intelligence that the Commies are jealous of America’s No 1 Genius and are bound and determined to beat America to Mars.

“The Red Planet will soon belong to Red China”.  said Shag Soon Joy, the Press Officer of the Chinese Rocket Bureau.  “China needs more space for farmland and to build fabulous casinos.  With Musk’s rocket ship, we will fulfill our dreams,” he said.

Meanwhile, Musk, contacted at his office at Twitter headquarters, reportedly flew into a rage when he heard about the stealth attack.  “That’s the last straw,” he screamed.  “I’m moving my entire Tesla manufacturing to Taiwan, NOW.” 

“Those morons will pay for this outrage” he said

It is always unwise to cross Musk, as he holds all the secrets of Nikola Tesla, including the fantastic weapons of hybrid warfare.  It is rumored that Musk has given China 24 hours to return his rocket ship or he will destroy half of China with massive earthquakes.  The great scientist  Tesla invented a small machine that puts out a powerful audio vibration that will act like a tuning forkcausing a massive earthquake that could potentially destroy China’s entire manufacturing province.  “Their electric vehicle battery market will downturn if they don’t return Musk’s rocket ship,” said an anonymous source at Twitter.  “My advice to the Chinese” said a Tesla press officer, “is to comply with Mr. Musk’s order.  And next time you want to steal a rocket ship go steal one from Bezos – he’s a wuss  Maybe he’ll throw in a subscription to the Washington Post.”