More Laughs From R.J. Johnson
– The Boeing Dreamliner has a new slogan: Is something burning?
– The flu is so bad, I saw Willie Nelson putting Sudafed in his bong water.
– It was so cold, people were flying the Boeing 787 Dreamliner just to feel the warm smoke filling up the cabin.
– Workers in Chicago found 18 human heads at O’Hare Airport. The good news? No fighting over the arm rest.
– Workers at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport found 18 human heads in a box. And they charged each one 10 bucks for a pillow.
– Workers at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport found 18 frozen human heads in a shipping box and their paper work was all messed up. You know why it was messed up, don’t you? They’re numb skulls.