by
R.J. Johnson
– The White House has a new slogan: Hope and Boy Did Things Change in the Middle East.
– Weather experts say Death Valley is the hottest place on the entire planet. The second hottest place? Any American flag in the Middle East.
– What a warm weekend. It was hotter than a Lebanese KFC during a Death to America riot.
– It’s so hot, people were trying to find Nemo just to take a cool dip in the ocean.
– It was so hot in Arizona, even white people were sweating when the cops pulled ‘em over.
– It was so hot in Egypt, American flags were burning by themselves.
– It was so hot, the Royal family got naked and told photographers, “Take our picture. Who cares?”
– Rosh Hashanah is the Jewish New Year. And I got invited to a bad Jewish New Year’s Eve party by the President of Iran.
It’s BYOB. Bring your own bomb.
And finally….
– Pres. Obama is ahead in a number of polls. The bad news? Norway called. They want their Nobel Peace Prize back.