Some April Ticklers

They found donkey meat in hamburgers in South Africa. Actually, you can buy them at a new fast-food place over there, Jackass in the Box.

– We just had St. Patrick’s Day. Jodi Arias got so excited she shot a leprechaun.

– Pres. Obama said when it comes to using drones, he’s no Dick Cheney. Sure, when Dick Cheney wants to hunt Americans he just uses his shotgun.

– Montana is working on a law that would let people take road kill home for dinner. You know the biggest complaint about eating road kill, don’t you? It tastes a little flat.

– Did you see the blizzard in Washington, DC? It’s so white, Republicans thought it was still the Reagan Years.

And Finally….

– This year, people ran the Los Angeles Marathon on St. Patrick’s Day. Or Sinko de Vomit as we like to call it.