The Jokes of January
From R.J. Johnson
– I saw “Beasts of the Southern Wild.” Not the movie.
The main ingredient in the McRib sandwich.
– In Maricopa, Arizona a three-year-old boy saved his mother’s life by waking her up during a fire at their home. Good luck trying to get this kid to go to bed at night. “Remember the flames that didn’t kill you? Hello?”
– Politicians are talking about minting a trillion dollar coin so they can continue to spend your tax money. The coin has a simple design. Heads you lose. Tails you lose.
– The symptoms of the flu are headaches, nausea, vomiting and telling people you want to just sleep and be left alone. Which is also what Hugh Hefner’s bride told him on their honeymoon, if I’m not mistaken.
And finally…
– KFC apologized to customers in China because of certain chemicals in their chickens that might be a health problem.
On the other hand, we’re still waiting for an apology from China for all that poisoned toothpaste and drywall they sent over here, so things kind of even out.