Hey, it’s a Holiday week-end.  Sit back, relax, have a few laughs, here’s the Latest from R.J. Johnson!

 

1) According to Reuters, Vladimir Putin has 20 homes, 4 yachts, 58 planes & 700 cars. Or as Mitt Romney calls that, “A good start.”

 

4) Snooki’s baby already took his first steps…to a liquor store for cigarettes.

 

3) I’m not saying Snooki is a party girl but her delivery started when her wine broke.

 

4) Actually, experts said Clint Eastwood made a great point.

This is what Obama would sound like without his teleprompter.

 

 

5) The price of gas went up faster than Prince Harry’s pants when he had to meet the Queen.

 

 

2) The latest craze for girls is what they call Model Camp.

But model camp is not all work. At night, they sit around the camp fire roasting sticks.

 

 

4) Naked pictures of Prince Harry? Bad. Naked pictures of his stepmother Camilla Bowles? Criminal.

 

1) According to a new book called “Understanding Asexuality,” 1% of the population is asexual and they feel absolutely no sexual attraction to other people. Actually, they just had their big convention, Comic-Con.

 

I saw the film “The Odd Life of Timothy Green.” It’s where a couple buries a list of what they want in a child, it rains and the next morning a 10-year-old boy shows up at their door. It’s like if Angelina Jolie had a Chia Pet.

 

 

ABC has a new show called “666 Park Ave” where you can get everything you desire in New York for a price. Except a cab if you’re black.

 

 

1) I saw the film “The Odd Life of Timothy Green.” It’s where a couple writes a list of what they want in a child, they bury the list in their garden and the next morning a 10-year-old boy shows up at their door. Which is also how the Amish explain the facts of life, if I’m not mistaken.

 

 

3) Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan hired Clint Eastwood. Not to make a movie. To keep kids off their lawn while they’re on the campaign trail.