More New Year’s Fun From R.J. Johnson

– A pet chicken in Wisconsin warned a family about a fire that burned their house to the ground. He was a rooster. Now he’s a roaster.

– A woman in Florida got arrested for punching, scratching and hitting her boyfriend with a stick because he only cared about himself when they had sex. But he has a great excuse.

He’s a guy.

– Vice President Joe Biden played a big part in getting Congress to avoid the Fiscal Cliff. The bad news?

He wants a promotion.

– Alabama beat Notre Dame 42 to 14. 42 and 14? The last time I heard numbers like that in college football, Jerry Sandusky hadn’t been arrested yet

And finally….

– Did you watch “Downton Abbey”? Wow, they make bad investments, they lose the family fortune, the servants have to be laid off and they might have to give up their huge ritzy mansion. Talk about Mitt Romney’s worst nightmare, “Turn it OFF!”

 

 

 

 

 

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