Hey, It’s March, and….

Time For Some New Mad Hatter Jokes

By R.J. Johnston

horsemeat

The owner of a sandwich shop in Philadelphia is adding horse meat to his menu. The Filly Cheese Steak, if I’m not mistaken?

– You know what he uses to make a horse sandwich, don’t you? Thorough Bread.

– The CEO of Yahoo said all the employees had to show up for work in person. There’s no more working at home. The really bad part? They had to tell them on Google.

– I finally got a handle on this whole sequestration thing.

Look at it this way. The government is Lindsay Lohan and we’re the people who sold her car insurance.

Everyone’s talking about the sequestration. There’s so many cuts, I thought Jodi Arias was dating again.

And finally…

– Donkey meat is showing up in hamburgers in South Africa. You know where they sell them, don’t you? Jackass in the Box.

 

 

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