November Joke Bombs From R.J. Johnson

– Gas pumps in L.A. have a new slot at the pump.

To take your soul in payment.

– Home sales are up in L.A. The bad news? People are selling their houses to buy a tank of gas.

– On this day in 1996, the Fox News Channel first aired on cable TV. Actually, their original name was the BBC: The Bleached Blonde Channel.

– Arnold Schwarzenegger said after his marriage fell apart, he’s a changed man. Well, except when he was Governor and he changed from a Republican to a Democrat. But that’s another story.

– Things are so bad for Lance Armstrong when he goes to Disneyland, all the Seven Dwarfs are named Dopey.

And finally….

– The country of Senegal has a TV show to find the prettiest sheep. As long as it’s not called “The Bachelor,” it’s fine by me.