From
R. J. Johnson
– The debate was so bad, even Obama is saying he’s a Muslim from Kenya. “I’ve had it. Good-bye!”
– There’s a singer on “The X Factor” who is 540 pounds and he’s very good. The bad news? It’s so hot, Simon Cowell brought him home just for the shade.
– General Motors is recalling certain Chevys for having bad fuel pumps that can leak and cause a fire. So, maybe you didn’t buy a “Blazer” but you might end up driving one
– A young woman in Brazil is a auctioning off her virginity
and she wants to lose it on an airplane. You’ve heard of the Mile High Club? This is more like the Mile Ho Club.
And finally…
– The so-called experts say there’s been a big drop in unemployment. 23 million people out of work gave the rebuttal.