{"id":946,"date":"2023-10-06T18:26:43","date_gmt":"2023-10-06T18:26:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=946"},"modified":"2023-10-06T18:38:55","modified_gmt":"2023-10-06T18:38:55","slug":"american-kids-bombarded-with-sick-games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=946","title":{"rendered":"American Kids Bombarded With Sick Games"},"content":{"rendered":"

Crazy Games For Kids Outrage Parents!<\/h1>\n

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Here’s Gooey Louie, a game to teach kids how to pick their nose!\u00a0 In fact, the game wants kids to pick somebody else’s nose!\u00a0 This disgusting game is the last thing parents want to teach their kids.\u00a0 The parents need to teach their kids to keep their hands to themselves and it is not OK to stick you dirty finger into some other kids nose!<\/p>\n

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Here’s the back cover of Gooey Louie showing the kids how to jam their fingers into someone else’s nose.\u00a0 What goofy parent would ever allow their child to play with this disgusting game?\u00a0 Well, look at the behavior of kids and their Woke parents next time you go to Walmart.\u00a0 No wonder so many folks are still wearing masks on their face, they aren’t afraid of catching Covid, they just don’t want to end up like Gooey Louie with some Woke nutcase putting a finger up their nose!<\/p>\n

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The next nutty game is Picky Kitty.\u00a0 This crazy game teaches kids how not to eat their vegetable’s.\u00a0 Picky Kitty does not like veggies, so when you put them on his plate he blasts the whole tray on the floor.\u00a0 What a thing to teach your kid!\u00a0 Parents are outraged!<\/p>\n

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Kids have a great time with this one, seeing the hated veggies going all over the place!\u00a0 Parents know if the kids don’t eat their veggies they will grow up to be big fat slobs eating junk food all day.\u00a0 We sure wonder who is behind this kind of game?\u00a0 Could it be the junk food industry?<\/p>\n

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Here’s another doozy!\u00a0 Pop The Pig.\u00a0 This sick game has kids feeding the poor pig so much fast food that he explodes!\u00a0 Of course, as kids grow up they will think it is OK to feed their own kids and friends junk food until they get carted off to the hospital, or just get so fat they literally explode.\u00a0 What lunacy!<\/p>\n

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Here’s the back cover of this sick game showing how kids win if they feed poor piggy so much food he literally explodes.\u00a0 Reminds us of the famous Monty Python schtick about Mr. Creosote who ate so much he blows up in the restaurant.\u00a0 Maybe they got the idea from Pop The Pig!<\/p>\n

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And then there’s Chow Crown, another ridiculous game.\u00a0 In this one, the kids put on a crown which is electronic and spins around. Snacks are put on a spoon like device and kids are to try to slurp them off the spoon as it spins around. Not only does this teach kids to eat more junk food, but they could be physically damaged or maybe even cut by the spinning spoons.\u00a0 This is wacky!<\/p>\n

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The kid who eats the most junk food is the winner!\u00a0 You have to eat fast before the song ends.<\/p>\n

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And just when you think things are sick enough, along comes Toilet Paper Blaster.\u00a0 This game let’s kids shoot toilet paper wads at each other.\u00a0 We all remember the supply chain problems when parents went to the market and could not even buy any toilet paper.\u00a0 It’s a cinch that parents would not want their kids to take precious toilet paper and mess up the whole house with wads of sticky paper.\u00a0 Just how sick can American kids get?\u00a0 Millions of people around the world cannot even afford toilet paper and would flip out watching video of American kids blasting each other with it.<\/p>\n

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Our Amazing Volcanos looks like an interesting game to teach kids about earth sciences.\u00a0 Our only comment is that we hope it doesn’t set the whole house on fire!<\/p>\n

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Now here’s a great one, a Condom Cannon, that looks like a sling shot type of thing that shoots strange little pellets.\u00a0 Read the liner notes for the sick information about this weird item.\u00a0 And we thought condoms were for a certain other purpose!<\/p>\n

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And to top it all off, to finish off any semblance of pride and self esteem your kid may have, just buy him or her a poop bag to carry their toys around in, or maybe the delicious lunch you made for them!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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