{"id":459,"date":"2013-04-22T08:20:53","date_gmt":"2013-04-22T08:20:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=459"},"modified":"2013-04-22T08:20:53","modified_gmt":"2013-04-22T08:20:53","slug":"jokes-to-take-your-mind-off-the-irs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=459","title":{"rendered":"Jokes To Take Your Mind Off The IRS"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">by R.J. Johnson<\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This is true. There\u2019s a plan to open a restaurant in Somerville, Massachusetts where the meat, fish and all the other ingredients come from the nearby dumpsters.<\/p>\n<p>1) We&#8217;ve had this cooking process for years. They\u2019re called Hot Dogs, right?<\/p>\n<p>2) It\u2019s like day 6 on a Carnival Cruise ship.<\/p>\n<p>3) It\u2019s for those who think Home Town Buffet is way too ritzy<\/p>\n<p>4) Instead of a doggy bag, you get a barf bag.<\/p>\n<p>******************<\/p>\n<p><em>A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested for shooting a deer with a rifle in a Walmart parking lot. But he had a good excuse. He was broke and he needed a little dough so he could eat.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The Associated Press will no longer use the phrase, \u201cillegal immigrants.\u201d Their new phrase? Walmart employees.<\/p>\n<p>And finally&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0It was 40 years ago this week when a person made the first cell phone call. And you know the callers first words on the cell phone, don\u2019t you? \u201cHi, I\u2019m in a movie theatre! The other people won\u2019t mind! Let\u2019s chat.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Click here to Reply or Forward<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by R.J. Johnson &nbsp; This is true. There\u2019s a plan to open a restaurant in Somerville, Massachusetts where the meat, fish and all the other ingredients come from the nearby dumpsters. 1) We&#8217;ve had this cooking process for years. They\u2019re &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=459\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[148,79],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=459"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":461,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459\/revisions\/461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}