A doctor in Brazil has been charged with killing hundreds of patients to free up beds at a hospital. It\u2019s so bad, even our HMOs were yelling, \u201cStop it. Fifty maybe. But not hundreds.\u201d<\/p>\n
– The first airplane in over 30 years flew passengers from Egypt to Iran. Call me crazy but I\u2019m betting the in-flight movie was not, \u201cSchindler\u2019s List.\u201d Or \u201cDiary of Anne Frank.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n – A man in Blairsville, Pennsylvania was arrested for allegedly shooting a deer in a Walmart parking lot. His fine? A buck.<\/p>\n – Scientists have invented an implant that calls your smart phone when you\u2019re about to have a heart attack. The reaction from Dick Cheney? \u201cFinally!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n – Sean Penn\u2019s son shoved a photographer. Where did he learn this wild behavior? I for one am shocked.<\/p>\n – In Kansas City, someone at a Conoco service station found a box with two eyeballs in it. Experts on the price of gas said it\u2019s a sign that things are looking up.<\/em><\/p>\n And Finally…<\/p>\n – Did you see all the snow back East? It was so white in Washington, Republicans thought they\u2019d gone back to the Reagan Years.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By R.J. Johnson A doctor in Brazil has been charged with killing hundreds of patients to free up beds at a hospital. It\u2019s so bad, even our HMOs were yelling, \u201cStop it. Fifty maybe. But not hundreds.\u201d – The first … Continue reading