{"id":403,"date":"2013-03-18T01:30:49","date_gmt":"2013-03-18T01:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=403"},"modified":"2013-03-18T01:33:48","modified_gmt":"2013-03-18T01:33:48","slug":"lookout-caesar-its-march-15th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=403","title":{"rendered":"Lookout Caesar!  It&#8217;s March 15th!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=406\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-406\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-406\" alt=\"Caesar ides of march\" src=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Caesar-ides-of-march-150x100.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"100\" srcset=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Caesar-ides-of-march-150x100.jpg 150w, http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Caesar-ides-of-march-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Caesar-ides-of-march-450x300.jpg 450w, http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Caesar-ides-of-march.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>The Whole Roman Empire is Laughing at R.J. Johnson&#8217;s Ides of March Jokes!<\/em><\/h1>\n<p>&#8211; Pres. Obama said when it comes to drones, he\u2019s no Dick Cheney. Sure, when Dick Cheney wants to shoot an American, he just takes him hunting.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<em> This month we have St. Patrick\u2019s Day, Spring Break and March Madness all at the same time. We\u2019re going to need a White House bailout just to clean up the vomit.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; H&amp;R Block messed up 600,000 tax returns. And right away Wesley Snipes is yelling, \u201cAnd they put me in jail?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<em> The Chicago medical examiner&#8217;s office is posting photos of unclaimed dead bodies on their website so people can help identify them. It\u2019s like eHarmony just cheaper to date.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And finally<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; 6,000 dead bloated pigs have been found in a river in China. Or as they call that in North Korea:\u00a0 soup.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Whole Roman Empire is Laughing at R.J. Johnson&#8217;s Ides of March Jokes! &#8211; Pres. Obama said when it comes to drones, he\u2019s no Dick Cheney. Sure, when Dick Cheney wants to shoot an American, he just takes him hunting. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=403\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[108,135,205,133,134,37],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":405,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions\/405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}