{"id":397,"date":"2013-03-04T00:23:24","date_gmt":"2013-03-04T00:23:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=397"},"modified":"2013-03-04T00:24:09","modified_gmt":"2013-03-04T00:24:09","slug":"hey-its-march-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=397","title":{"rendered":"Hey, It’s March, and…."},"content":{"rendered":"

Time For Some New Mad Hatter Jokes<\/h1>\n

By R.J. Johnston<\/p>\n

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– The owner of a sandwich shop in Philadelphia is adding horse meat to his menu. The Filly Cheese Steak, if I\u2019m not mistaken?<\/strong><\/p>\n

– You know what he uses to make a horse sandwich, don\u2019t you? Thorough Bread.<\/em><\/p>\n

– The CEO of Yahoo said all the employees had to show up for work in person. There\u2019s no more working at home. The really bad part? They had to tell them on Google.<\/strong><\/p>\n

– I finally got a handle on this whole sequestration thing.<\/p>\n

Look at it this way. The government is Lindsay Lohan and we\u2019re the people who sold her car insurance.<\/p>\n

– Everyone\u2019s talking about the sequestration. There\u2019s so many cuts, I thought Jodi Arias was dating again.<\/strong><\/p>\n

And finally…<\/p>\n

– Donkey meat is showing up in hamburgers in South Africa. You know where they sell them, don\u2019t you? Jackass in the Box.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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