{"id":380,"date":"2013-02-24T04:29:30","date_gmt":"2013-02-24T04:29:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=380"},"modified":"2013-02-24T04:29:30","modified_gmt":"2013-02-24T04:29:30","slug":"fun-with-celebrities-gas-and-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=380","title":{"rendered":"Fun With Celebrities, Gas, and Fish"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>\u00a0Jokes From R.J. Johnson<\/em><\/h1>\n<p>&#8211; An investigation has uncovered that Tiffany engagement rings sold at Costco are fake. And Kim Kardashian was very upset, \u201cWhere were these fake rings when I had my fake wedding? Hello?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The woman who inherited Jack-in-the-Box, gambled it all away on video poker. It\u2019s so bad, he\u2019s now Jack-in-the-Cardboard Box.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; O.J. Simpson had a Super Bowl party in prison. How\u2019d you like to be on that guest list when O.J.\u2019s cell gets too full and he says, \u201cI have to cut a few people.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211; I love President\u2019s Day. People celebrating their favorite ones like Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt, Trump. No wait, Trump just thinks he\u2019s President. My mistake.-<\/p>\n<p>My local gas station has a new slogan: Just give me your cash and no one gets hurt.<\/p>\n<p>And fianlly..<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Experts in Sweden say the drugs that end up in our water supply can affect the fish. You\u2019ve heard of cracked crab? Now we have crabs on crack.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Jokes From R.J. Johnson &#8211; An investigation has uncovered that Tiffany engagement rings sold at Costco are fake. And Kim Kardashian was very upset, \u201cWhere were these fake rings when I had my fake wedding? Hello?\u201d &#8211; The woman who &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=380\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[126,127,125,120],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=380"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":381,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380\/revisions\/381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}