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– Senators are talking about the \u201cPathway to Citizenship.\u201d<\/p>\n
Or as people in Los Angeles call that, the San Diego Freeway.<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n – Did you see those 4,000 passengers on a Carnival Cruise ship with no drinking water? Talk about Marco Rubio\u2019s worst nightmare.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n – First, Iran sent a monkey into space. Now, it seems North Korea wants to send a dog into space. Not for research. The in-flight meal for their astronauts.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n – The finance minister in Japan said elderly people should \u201churry up and die\u201d to save money on medical expenses. So, it sounds like they have HMOs over there, too.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n – The police in Memphis found a meth cooker under the bed of a two-year-old girl. Or as they call that in Barstow, central heating.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n And finally…<\/p>\n <\/p>\n – According to TMz, OJ Simpson had a Super Bowl party in prison. There\u2019s a guest list you don\u2019t want to get cut from.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" – Senators are talking about the \u201cPathway to Citizenship.\u201d Or as people in Los Angeles call that, the San Diego Freeway. – Did you see those 4,000 passengers on a Carnival Cruise ship with no drinking water? Talk … Continue reading