{"id":356,"date":"2013-01-31T22:46:46","date_gmt":"2013-01-31T22:46:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=356"},"modified":"2013-01-31T22:50:11","modified_gmt":"2013-01-31T22:50:11","slug":"january-is-joke-u-ary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=356","title":{"rendered":"Inbound Jokes &#8211; Heads Up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">More Laughs From R.J. Johnson<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=357\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-357\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-357\" alt=\"Man-Laughing1-197x300\" src=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Man-Laughing1-197x300-98x150.jpg\" width=\"98\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Man-Laughing1-197x300-98x150.jpg 98w, http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Man-Laughing1-197x300.jpg 197w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 98px) 100vw, 98px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The Boeing Dreamliner has a new slogan: Is something burning?<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; The flu is so bad, I saw Willie Nelson putting Sudafed in his bong water.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; It was so cold, people were flying the Boeing 787 Dreamliner just to feel the warm smoke filling up the cabin.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<em> Workers in Chicago found 18 human heads at O\u2019Hare Airport. The good news? No fighting over the arm rest.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Workers at Chicago\u2019s O\u2019Hare Airport found 18 human heads in a box. And they charged each one 10 bucks for a pillow.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Workers at Chicago\u2019s O\u2019Hare Airport found 18 frozen human heads in a shipping box and their paper work was all messed up. You know why it was messed up, don\u2019t you? They\u2019re numb skulls.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More Laughs From R.J. Johnson &#8211; The Boeing Dreamliner has a new slogan: Is something burning? &#8211; The flu is so bad, I saw Willie Nelson putting Sudafed in his bong water. &#8211; It was so cold, people were flying &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=356\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[111,112,113,205,114],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":359,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions\/359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}