– It\u2019s January 2013. Or as the Mayans say, \u201cHey, don\u2019t rub it in, OK!<\/p>\n
– A man in Tunisia died after eating 28 raw eggs as part of a bet. You know what they call poking fun at this, don\u2019t you?<\/p>\n
A bad yolk.<\/p>\n
– In China, they passed a law that forces adult children to visit their parents or their parents can sue \u2018em. And you thought your relatives were annoying over the holidays.<\/p>\n
– MTV has a reality show about nine young people in West Virginia called \u201cBuckwild.\u201d Every time a girl throws up, Snooki gets a royalty.<\/p>\n
And finally…<\/p>\n
– The people who make Spam bought Skippy Peanut Butter. Great, now you can eat the strangest food product of all time and it will stick to the roof of your mouth, too.<\/p>\n
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From R.J. Johnson – It\u2019s January 2013. Or as the Mayans say, \u201cHey, don\u2019t rub it in, OK! – A man in Tunisia died after eating 28 raw eggs as part of a bet. You know what they call poking … Continue reading