{"id":283,"date":"2012-12-24T20:45:23","date_gmt":"2012-12-24T20:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=283"},"modified":"2012-12-24T20:45:23","modified_gmt":"2012-12-24T20:45:23","slug":"holiday-laughs-from-r-j-johnston","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=283","title":{"rendered":"Holiday Laughs From R.J. Johnston"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u00a0Holiday Laughs<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>R.J. Johnson<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>-Santa and his elves are busy at the North Pole making sure everyone gets at least one gift for Christmas. Or as politicians on the extreme right call that, \u201cMore people looking for free stuff.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; It\u2019s chilly out there! It\u2019s so cold, Hillary Clinton said her brain froze and she can\u2019t testify about what happened in Libya.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; It was so cold, Tim Tebow slept with his girlfriend just for the body heat.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; A woman in Sweden has been been convicted of having sex with a skeleton. Her biggest complaint. Not a lot of pillow talk.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Times are tough out here during the holidays. It\u2019s so bad, the Octomom had to use her own eggs to make Egg Nog.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I watched the latest episode of Gold Rush. Not the TV series. Hugh Hefner\u2019s fianc\u00e9 planning her wedding day.<\/p>\n<p>And Finally&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; You know how people stopped the Mayans from ending the world, don&#8217;t you? They called Aztec support.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Holiday Laughs R.J. Johnson -Santa and his elves are busy at the North Pole making sure everyone gets at least one gift for Christmas. Or as politicians on the extreme right call that, \u201cMore people looking for free stuff.\u201d &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=283\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[81,205,82,84,83],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":284,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions\/284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}