{"id":278,"date":"2012-11-30T21:35:44","date_gmt":"2012-11-30T21:35:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=278"},"modified":"2012-11-30T21:35:44","modified_gmt":"2012-11-30T21:35:44","slug":"more-powerful-than-obamas-drone-fleet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=278","title":{"rendered":"More Powerful Than Obama&#8217;s Drone Fleet&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">November Joke Bombs From R.J. Johnson<\/h1>\n<p>&#8211; Gas pumps in L.A. have a new slot at the pump.<\/p>\n<p>To take your soul in payment.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Home sales are up in L.A. The bad news? People are selling their houses to buy a tank of gas.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; On this day in 1996, the Fox News Channel first aired on cable TV. Actually, their original name was the BBC: The Bleached Blonde Channel.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Arnold Schwarzenegger said after his marriage fell apart, he&#8217;s a changed man. Well, except when he was Governor and he changed from a Republican to a Democrat. But that\u2019s another story.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Things are so bad for Lance Armstrong when he goes to Disneyland, all the Seven Dwarfs are named Dopey.<\/p>\n<p>And finally&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The country of Senegal has a TV show to find the prettiest sheep. As long as it\u2019s not called \u201cThe Bachelor,\u201d it\u2019s fine by me.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>November Joke Bombs From R.J. Johnson &#8211; Gas pumps in L.A. have a new slot at the pump. To take your soul in payment. &#8211; Home sales are up in L.A. The bad news? People are selling their houses to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=278\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=278"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":279,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions\/279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}