{"id":275,"date":"2012-11-30T21:21:16","date_gmt":"2012-11-30T21:21:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=275"},"modified":"2012-11-30T21:21:16","modified_gmt":"2012-11-30T21:21:16","slug":"after-thankgiving-jokes-from-r-j-johnson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=275","title":{"rendered":"After Thankgiving Jokes from R.J. Johnson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; There\u2019s a new show coming to the Discovery Channel called \u201cAmish Mafia.\u201d Which is much better than the original title: Godfellows.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; There\u2019s a new show coming to the Discovery Channel called \u201cAmish Mafia.\u201d It like the regular Amish only in this version when a barn burns down it\u2019s for the insurance.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The guy who is the voice of Elmo on \u201cSesame Street\u201d left the show because of an alleged sex scandal with a younger man. And you thought you had questions about Bert and Ernie!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; No more Hostess Twinkies, Ho-Hos and Ding-Dongs.<\/p>\n<p>Or as Pot Heads call that, \u201cThe Three Food Groups.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Showtime is developing a new series called \u201cFame Whore.\u201d Which was also the password that got women in to meet Gen. Petraeus, if I\u2019m not mistaken.<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; You\u2019ve got Gen. Petraeus, Paula Broadwell, another General and a woman in Tampa who claims she had some kind of a relationship with all of them. It\u2019s so bad, even Gloria Allred was saying, \u201cDon\u2019t call me!.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; There\u2019s a new show coming to the Discovery Channel called \u201cAmish Mafia.\u201d Which is much better than the original title: Godfellows. &#8211; There\u2019s a new show coming to the Discovery Channel called \u201cAmish Mafia.\u201d It like the regular Amish &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=275\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=275"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":276,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions\/276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}