{"id":265,"date":"2012-10-29T09:10:38","date_gmt":"2012-10-29T09:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=265"},"modified":"2012-10-29T09:10:38","modified_gmt":"2012-10-29T09:10:38","slug":"end-of-october-jokes-from-r-j-johnson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=265","title":{"rendered":"End of October Jokes From R.J. Johnson"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>&#8211; The White House has a new campaign slogan for Libya:\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>Hope and Change Your Story.<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0 Mitt Romney caused a bit of a stir when he used the phrase, \u201chaving a binder full of women.\u201d\u00a0 Bill Clinton\u2019s response?\u00a0 \u201cI like this guy!\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>&#8211;\u00a0 A dog in France survived after being poisoned and buried alive after someone saw the ground moving and dug him up. \u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>Or as they call that in North Korea, the Fall harvest.<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>&#8211; The nearby city of Eagle Rock had a recent election and some people were offered free marijuana to vote.\u00a0 Voters who were offered the free pot came in three types: The Far Left. \u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>The Far Right.\u00a0 And the Far Out.<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>And&#8230;.<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>&#8211;\u00a0 According to the American Society for Reproductive Medicine, women can use frozen eggs to get pregnant. \u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>You know what they call the father of a frozen egg, don\u2019t you?\u00a0 A\u00a0 Pop-sicle.<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; The White House has a new campaign slogan for Libya:\u00a0 Hope and Change Your Story. \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0&#8211;\u00a0 Mitt Romney caused a bit of a stir when he used the phrase, \u201chaving a binder full of women.\u201d\u00a0 Bill Clinton\u2019s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=265\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":266,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions\/266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}