{"id":213,"date":"2012-10-07T16:19:36","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T16:19:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=213"},"modified":"2012-10-24T15:31:31","modified_gmt":"2012-10-24T15:31:31","slug":"bazooka-blasts-for-october-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=213","title":{"rendered":"Bazooka Blasts for October 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">From<\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">R. J. Johnson<\/h1>\n<div><strong>&#8211;\u00a0 The debate was so bad, even Obama is saying he\u2019s a Muslim from Kenya.\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019ve had it.\u00a0 Good-bye!\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>&#8211; There\u2019s a singer on \u201cThe X Factor\u201d who is 540 pounds\u00a0 and he\u2019s very good.\u00a0 The bad news?\u00a0 It\u2019s so hot, Simon Cowell brought him home just for the shade. \u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>&#8211;\u00a0 General Motors is recalling certain Chevys for having bad fuel pumps that can leak and cause a fire. So, maybe you didn\u2019t buy a \u201cBlazer\u201d but you might end up driving one<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>&#8211;\u00a0 A young woman in Brazil is a auctioning off her virginity<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>and she wants to lose it on an airplane.\u00a0 You\u2019ve heard of the Mile High Club?\u00a0 This is more like the Mile Ho Club. \u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>And finally&#8230;<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>&#8211; The so-called experts say there\u2019s been a big drop in unemployment.\u00a0 23 million people out of work gave the rebuttal.<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From R. J. Johnson &#8211;\u00a0 The debate was so bad, even Obama is saying he\u2019s a Muslim from Kenya.\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019ve had it.\u00a0 Good-bye!\u201d \u00a0 \u00a0 &#8211; There\u2019s a singer on \u201cThe X Factor\u201d who is 540 pounds\u00a0 and he\u2019s very &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=213\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":263,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions\/263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}