{"id":195,"date":"2012-10-01T08:19:27","date_gmt":"2012-10-01T08:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=195"},"modified":"2012-10-07T16:20:44","modified_gmt":"2012-10-07T16:20:44","slug":"bazooka-howls-for-september-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=195","title":{"rendered":"Bazooka Howls for September 30"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>by<\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>R. J. Johnson<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; The White House has a new slogan about the attacks in the Middle East: Hope and Change Your Story.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; The economy is so bad, people are joining Romney\u2019s 47% just for the ritzy life style.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; Monica Lewinsky is getting 12 million dollars for a book on Bill Clinton. The last time there was this much talk about Monica and Bill, Hillary Clinton got a Senate seat.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; According to a study at the University of Amsterdam, having sex makes your brain grow and you get smarter. Paris Hilton gave the rebuttal.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; A chef in L.A. who killed his wife and slow-cooked her body in a barrel of hot water has been convicted of murder. The reaction from his lawyer? &#8220;That&#8217;s a crock!<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>And finally&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>So long from Hollywood, where contempt breeds familiarity.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by R. J. Johnson &nbsp; &#8211; The White House has a new slogan about the attacks in the Middle East: Hope and Change Your Story. &#8211; The economy is so bad, people are joining Romney\u2019s 47% just for the ritzy &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=195\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[33,35,205,34,32,36,37],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":215,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions\/215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}