{"id":191,"date":"2012-09-23T19:24:28","date_gmt":"2012-09-23T19:24:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=191"},"modified":"2012-10-01T08:23:15","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T08:23:15","slug":"bazooka-blasts-for-september-22-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"Bazooka Blasts for September 22, 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"

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R.J. Johnson<\/strong><\/p>\n

–\u00a0 The White House has a new slogan: Hope and Boy Did Things Change in the Middle East.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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–\u00a0 Weather experts say Death Valley is the hottest place on the entire planet.\u00a0 The second hottest place?\u00a0 Any American flag in the Middle East.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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–\u00a0 What a warm weekend.\u00a0 It was hotter than a Lebanese KFC during a Death to America riot.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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–\u00a0 It\u2019s so hot, people were trying to find Nemo just to take a cool\u00a0 dip in the ocean.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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– It was so hot in Arizona, even white people were sweating when the cops pulled \u2018em over.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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–\u00a0 It was so hot in Egypt, American flags were burning by themselves.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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–\u00a0 It was so hot, the Royal family got naked and told photographers, \u201cTake our picture.\u00a0 Who cares?\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n
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–\u00a0 Rosh Hashanah is the Jewish New Year.\u00a0 And I got invited to a bad Jewish New Year\u2019s Eve party by the President of Iran.<\/strong><\/div>\n
It\u2019s BYOB.\u00a0 Bring your own bomb.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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\u00a0And finally….<\/strong><\/div>\n
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–\u00a0 Pres. Obama is ahead in a number of polls.\u00a0 The bad news?\u00a0 Norway called.\u00a0 They want their Nobel Peace Prize back.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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