{"id":188,"date":"2012-09-09T22:04:42","date_gmt":"2012-09-09T22:04:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=188"},"modified":"2012-09-09T22:04:42","modified_gmt":"2012-09-09T22:04:42","slug":"explosive-jokes-from-september-10-bazooka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=188","title":{"rendered":"Explosive Jokes From September 10 Bazooka"},"content":{"rendered":"

by R. J. Johnson<\/strong><\/h1>\n

– You know the phrase, Justice is blind? Well, after watching Antonio Villaraigosa call for a vote, I\u2019d say it\u2019s deaf, too.<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Did you see Antonio Villaraigosa at the convention trying to get God back into their platform? Clint Eastwood ain\u2019t looking so bad now, is he?<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Bill Clinton spent 50 minutes talking about what Obama has done during his first term as President. The last time Bill did this much explaining, Hillary got a Senate seat.<\/strong><\/p>\n

– In Thailand, the grandson of the man who created Red Bull was busted for leaving the scene of an accident. You know what the Red Bull grandson was charged with don\u2019t you?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hit and run and run and run and run and run…<\/strong><\/p>\n

– This weekend, a woman in Pennsylvania said a statue of a 400-pound gorilla had been stolen from her house. Turns out it was there all the time, but no one wanted to admit that a 400 pound gorilla was in the room.<\/strong><\/p>\n

– A group called The Voter Integrity Project said they found 30,000 names of dead people in North Carolina who are still registered to vote. Or as they call that in Chicago, a good start.<\/strong><\/p>\n

– The Democratic Convention had a prayer room and reporters said it was usually empty. Unless Joe Biden was speaking.<\/strong><\/p>\n

And finally….<\/strong><\/p>\n

– At 3:00am on Monday, we had an earthquake in Beverly Hills. It shook so much, husbands actually stopped having sex to go home and check on their wife.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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