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1) According to Reuters, Vladimir Putin has 20 homes, 4 yachts, 58 planes & 700 cars. Or as Mitt Romney calls that, \u201cA good start.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n 4) Snooki\u2019s baby already took his first steps…to a liquor store for cigarettes.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n 3) I\u2019m not saying Snooki is a party girl but her delivery started when her wine broke.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n 4) Actually, experts said Clint Eastwood made a great point.<\/strong><\/p>\n This is what Obama would sound like without his teleprompter.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n 5) The price of gas went up faster than Prince Harry\u2019s pants when he had to meet the Queen.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n 2) The latest craze for girls is what they call Model Camp.<\/strong><\/p>\n But model camp is not all work. At night, they sit around the camp fire roasting sticks.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n 4) Naked pictures of Prince Harry? Bad. Naked pictures of his stepmother Camilla Bowles? Criminal.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n 1) According to a new book called \u201cUnderstanding Asexuality,\u201d 1% of the population is asexual and they feel absolutely no sexual attraction to other people. Actually, they just had their big convention, Comic-Con.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n I saw the film \u201cThe Odd Life of Timothy Green.\u201d It\u2019s where a couple buries a list of what they want in a child, it rains and the next morning a 10-year-old boy shows up at their door. It\u2019s like if Angelina Jolie had a Chia Pet.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n ABC has a new show called \u201c666 Park Ave\u201d where you can get everything you desire in New York for a price. Except a cab if you\u2019re black.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n 1) I saw the film \u201cThe Odd Life of Timothy Green.\u201d It\u2019s where a couple writes a list of what they want in a child, they bury the list in their garden and the next morning a 10-year-old boy shows up at their door. Which is also how the Amish explain the facts of life, if I\u2019m not mistaken.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n 3) Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan hired Clint Eastwood. Not to make a movie. To keep kids off their lawn while they\u2019re on the campaign trail.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hey, it’s a Holiday week-end.\u00a0 Sit back, relax, have a few laughs, here’s the Latest from R.J. Johnson! 1) According to Reuters, Vladimir Putin has 20 homes, 4 yachts, 58 planes & 700 cars. Or as Mitt Romney calls … Continue reading