{"id":1006,"date":"2025-01-22T23:16:58","date_gmt":"2025-01-22T23:16:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=1006"},"modified":"2025-01-22T23:16:58","modified_gmt":"2025-01-22T23:16:58","slug":"trumps-new-executive-order-affects-millions-of-streets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/?p=1006","title":{"rendered":"Trump’s New Executive Order Affects Millions of Streets"},"content":{"rendered":"

President Trump to Rename All Street “BUMPs” to “TRUMP”!<\/h1>\n
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All “Bumps” to be renamed.<\/p><\/div>\n

President Trump’s first Executive Order is to rename all painted “Bump” warnings on streets across California to say “TRUMP”.\u00a0 The President, in response to questions from the fake news media, said that his name in itself has become an international warning, so it makes sense to\u00a0 rename all\u00a0 “BUMPs” to “TRUMP”.\u00a0 “My name is now used to warn people of an urgent event that they had better pay attention to.\u00a0 When you see the word “TRUMP” painted on the street, then SLOW DOWN, or else!!!\u00a0 Trump also claimed that if the word TRUMP was painted\u00a0 on streets in rural areas that it would “scare off” any fire.\u00a0 No fire will ever dare to burn near my name,” he exclaimed.\u00a0 He has given California Governor Gavin Newsom 30 days to make the changes, or he will be removed as Governor under a new Executive Order.<\/p>\n

Gov. Newsom was seen in his garage, hastily assembling paint brushes and looking for his credit card in order to buy a large quantity of paint.\u00a0 He refused to talk to reporters about the matter, screaming “Can’t you see I’m busy?”\u00a0 When asked why the State of California did not have enough money to buy the paint needed for this mammoth job, the Governor said the State was broke and that\u00a0 he “would be looking into the matter.”<\/p>\n

“I’m going to get to the bottom of this,” he yelled, his crack voice cracking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

President Trump to Rename All Street “BUMPs” to “TRUMP”! President Trump’s first Executive Order is to rename all painted “Bump” warnings on streets across California to say “TRUMP”.\u00a0 The President, in response to questions from the fake news media, said … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[249,171,20],"tags":[355,295,266,229],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1006"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1006"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1008,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1006\/revisions\/1008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cartoonbazooka.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}