R.J. Johnson:

– Times are so tough, I saw people at Greenpeace selling Humpback Whale cookbooks.

– The temperature is 109 degrees in Arizona. It’s so hot, even white people are sweating when the cops pull ‘em over.

– The economy in Hollywood is so bad, the guy from “127 Hours” hiked in the desert & cut off his other arm just for a sequel.

– From Hollywood, where if you give a man enough hope, he’ll hang himself.

– Gotta go, this blog is more fun than head lice.

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